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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Husna
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Faiza
Guest
May 25, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 20, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 16, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Shamim
Guest
May 15, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 11, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 6, 2020
😄 You got me good!
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Warda
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Azima
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Issack
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
