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Jamal
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Jan 6, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Omari
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Husna
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 26, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Jabir
Guest
May 25, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Kiza
Guest
May 23, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Daudi
Guest
May 23, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 22, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Josephine
Guest
May 20, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 11, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 7, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 4, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 2, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
