What did the dinner plate say to the cup?

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 25, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

Sharifa (Guest) on September 24, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 24, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 15, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Kazija (Guest) on September 7, 2020

😄 You got me good!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 31, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nassor (Guest) on August 29, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Juma (Guest) on August 18, 2020

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 16, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Bakari (Guest) on August 14, 2020

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 14, 2020

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 8, 2020

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 3, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Chiku (Guest) on July 19, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Issa (Guest) on June 29, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Khatib (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Mashaka (Guest) on June 1, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 31, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 27, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 23, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 21, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 4, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Asha (Guest) on May 2, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Makame (Guest) on April 26, 2020

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Fadhili (Guest) on April 22, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 19, 2020

😄 You got me!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 14, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Hawa (Guest) on April 1, 2020

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Omar (Guest) on March 21, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 18, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Zainab (Guest) on March 1, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 27, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 11, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 11, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 31, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 27, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 22, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 22, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Jabir (Guest) on January 17, 2020

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 17, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 13, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 7, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Juma (Guest) on January 3, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 31, 2019

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Zulekha (Guest) on December 30, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Neema (Guest) on December 27, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 26, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Shani (Guest) on December 24, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 15, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 14, 2019

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 7, 2019

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Fatuma (Guest) on November 21, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 14, 2019

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mchuma (Guest) on November 13, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Shamim (Guest) on November 4, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Shabani (Guest) on October 29, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Zulekha (Guest) on October 26, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 25, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 23, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mariam (Guest) on October 20, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯