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Aziza
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Jun 3, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Yahya
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May 29, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Baridi
Guest
May 23, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Hamida
Guest
May 21, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Elizabeth Mrope
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May 14, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Betty Cheruiyot
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May 11, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Monica Adhiambo
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May 10, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Rose Waithera
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May 8, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mariam Kawawa
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Apr 7, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Edith Cherotich
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Apr 6, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Anna Mahiga
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Mar 22, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Carol Nyakio
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Mar 18, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Issa
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Michael Mboya
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Nov 25, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Issack
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Amani
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
