Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 14, 2021

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Fatuma (Guest) on January 5, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 3, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Salima (Guest) on January 3, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Wande (Guest) on December 29, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Tambwe (Guest) on December 24, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 15, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Maimuna (Guest) on December 13, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 6, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 3, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 1, 2020

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 30, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 30, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 16, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 8, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Jafari (Guest) on November 2, 2020

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Nassar (Guest) on October 30, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 26, 2020

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 25, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 22, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 19, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Omar (Guest) on October 18, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 18, 2020

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mchuma (Guest) on October 16, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 15, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mgeni (Guest) on October 8, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 4, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 18, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Shukuru (Guest) on September 17, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

George Mallya (Guest) on September 14, 2020

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 12, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 9, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 7, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Muslima (Guest) on September 6, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

Jamila (Guest) on August 28, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 17, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 24, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Jabir (Guest) on July 19, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 16, 2020

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Abdillah (Guest) on July 6, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 1, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 30, 2020

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 26, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 25, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Khalifa (Guest) on June 20, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 12, 2020

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Abdillah (Guest) on June 11, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 2, 2020

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 31, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Rahma (Guest) on May 28, 2020

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 19, 2020

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Majid (Guest) on May 17, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 16, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Salum (Guest) on May 6, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Zuhura (Guest) on May 5, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

James Mduma (Guest) on May 2, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 28, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 25, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Furaha (Guest) on April 24, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔