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Sofia
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Nov 18, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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John Malisa
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Zakaria
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Oct 25, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Victor Kamau
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Oct 18, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Alice Mwikali
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Oct 18, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Betty Akinyi
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Oct 13, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Joseph Kawawa
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Aug 23, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Makame
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Maida
Guest
May 25, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Zulekha
Guest
May 11, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 6, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Azima
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Chum
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Halima
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Hawa
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Masika
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
