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Nancy Komba
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Aug 25, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Diana Mallya
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Jul 31, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Diana Mumbua
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Jul 30, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Stephen Amollo
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Jul 21, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Victor Kamau
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Jul 13, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mgeni
Guest
May 27, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 23, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 20, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 17, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Masika
Guest
May 11, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 7, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 5, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Omar
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Kevin Maina
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Feb 20, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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David Musyoka
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Feb 1, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Halima
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Patrick Akech
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Nov 23, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Rose Kiwanga
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Nov 17, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
