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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Chum
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Azima
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Salima
Guest
May 29, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 27, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 27, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 26, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Amir
Guest
May 18, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Masika
Guest
May 8, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
