What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 16, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 15, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 12, 2020

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 9, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Athumani (Guest) on September 22, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Mariam (Guest) on September 18, 2020

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 14, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 26, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 26, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Jafari (Guest) on August 18, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 16, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Chum (Guest) on August 13, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 13, 2020

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 12, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

John Kamande (Guest) on August 7, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Furaha (Guest) on July 31, 2020

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Azima (Guest) on July 24, 2020

😄 Too good!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 23, 2020

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 21, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 19, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 17, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 13, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 9, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 9, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Hawa (Guest) on July 5, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mchawi (Guest) on June 30, 2020

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Kheri (Guest) on June 25, 2020

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 25, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Fadhila (Guest) on June 21, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 1, 2020

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Salima (Guest) on May 29, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 27, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 27, 2020

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 26, 2020

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Amir (Guest) on May 18, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Masika (Guest) on May 8, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mashaka (Guest) on April 26, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 14, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 11, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Rahim (Guest) on April 11, 2020

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 20, 2020

🤣 This one got me good!

Fatuma (Guest) on March 18, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 1, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 28, 2020

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 20, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 13, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Khamis (Guest) on January 29, 2020

😅 I’m still laughing!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 29, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 26, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 24, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 17, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 15, 2020

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Rukia (Guest) on January 14, 2020

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 13, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 10, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Mariam (Guest) on January 4, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

John Malisa (Guest) on January 1, 2020

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 29, 2019

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 28, 2019

😂 This is too funny!