Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! ๐๐ฆท
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Fadhila (Guest) on February 23, 2021
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Omar (Guest) on February 19, 2021
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 18, 2021
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on February 5, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 26, 2021
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 20, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Amir (Guest) on January 19, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2021
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 10, 2021
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Jafari (Guest) on January 7, 2021
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 15, 2020
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on December 2, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Sharifa (Guest) on November 30, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 26, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 20, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 19, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Kiza (Guest) on November 7, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 6, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Baridi (Guest) on November 5, 2020
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 28, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Aziza (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Nassar (Guest) on October 12, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Ndoto (Guest) on October 6, 2020
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 27, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 16, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on September 15, 2020
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 13, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 7, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Jafari (Guest) on August 31, 2020
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Abubakar (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 16, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 8, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Farida (Guest) on August 1, 2020
๐ I needed that!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 26, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on July 22, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Biashara (Guest) on June 30, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 29, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 27, 2020
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 24, 2020
๐ Too good!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 19, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 24, 2020
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Abdullah (Guest) on May 22, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Farida (Guest) on May 21, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Furaha (Guest) on May 17, 2020
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 15, 2020
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 14, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 2, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Safiya (Guest) on April 29, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Furaha (Guest) on April 22, 2020
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 6, 2020
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 5, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 4, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 3, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 1, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Kiza (Guest) on March 26, 2020
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 19, 2020
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 25, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 15, 2020
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 13, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐