Fadhila (Guest) on February 23, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Omar (Guest) on February 19, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 18, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Abubakar (Guest) on February 5, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 26, 2021

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 20, 2021

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Amir (Guest) on January 19, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 10, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Jafari (Guest) on January 7, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 15, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Leila (Guest) on December 2, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Sharifa (Guest) on November 30, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 26, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 20, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 19, 2020

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Kiza (Guest) on November 7, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 6, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Baridi (Guest) on November 5, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 28, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Aziza (Guest) on October 27, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Nassar (Guest) on October 12, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Ndoto (Guest) on October 6, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 27, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 16, 2020

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Zakia (Guest) on September 15, 2020

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 13, 2020

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 7, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Jafari (Guest) on August 31, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Abubakar (Guest) on August 17, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 16, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 8, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Farida (Guest) on August 1, 2020

😅 I needed that!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 26, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Shukuru (Guest) on July 22, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Biashara (Guest) on June 30, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 29, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 27, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 24, 2020

😄 Too good!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 19, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 24, 2020

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on May 22, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Farida (Guest) on May 21, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Furaha (Guest) on May 17, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 15, 2020

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 14, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 2, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Safiya (Guest) on April 29, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Furaha (Guest) on April 22, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 6, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 5, 2020

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 4, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 3, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 1, 2020

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Kiza (Guest) on March 26, 2020

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 19, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 25, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 15, 2020

😂 I’m saving this one!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 13, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊