What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 23, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 5, 2020

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Furaha (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Kheri (Guest) on October 31, 2020

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Aziza (Guest) on October 29, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 24, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 23, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Halima (Guest) on September 23, 2020

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 21, 2020

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 17, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Amina (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 6, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Nashon (Guest) on August 25, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Binti (Guest) on August 24, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Khadija (Guest) on August 22, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 20, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 17, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on August 3, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 31, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 30, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 28, 2020

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Jafari (Guest) on July 24, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 21, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 18, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 27, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Binti (Guest) on June 22, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Hashim (Guest) on June 22, 2020

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Shukuru (Guest) on June 15, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Binti (Guest) on June 13, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 30, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 20, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 17, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Zubeida (Guest) on May 14, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 27, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 15, 2020

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 12, 2020

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 2, 2020

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 28, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 18, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mzee (Guest) on March 16, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 11, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 5, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Rabia (Guest) on February 20, 2020

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 7, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Halimah (Guest) on January 30, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Maimuna (Guest) on January 19, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 2, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 13, 2019

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 13, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 12, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 3, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

George Tenga (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 13, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

David Chacha (Guest) on October 12, 2019

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 10, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Kahina (Guest) on September 5, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 18, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 18, 2019

😆 That punchline!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 17, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 15, 2019

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰