Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 25, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 22, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 21, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Fadhila (Guest) on September 18, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 12, 2020

🤣 This joke is too good!

Khamis (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 10, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Josephine (Guest) on September 4, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Masika (Guest) on August 28, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Hashim (Guest) on August 25, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 20, 2020

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Kheri (Guest) on August 2, 2020

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 29, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 25, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 17, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 9, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Daudi (Guest) on July 6, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Kahina (Guest) on July 6, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Furaha (Guest) on July 1, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Halimah (Guest) on July 1, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 20, 2020

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 13, 2020

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 10, 2020

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

James Malima (Guest) on June 7, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Shukuru (Guest) on May 30, 2020

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 29, 2020

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mashaka (Guest) on May 23, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Azima (Guest) on May 22, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 22, 2020

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Furaha (Guest) on May 14, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 12, 2020

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

John Malisa (Guest) on May 10, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 10, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 7, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 5, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Zakaria (Guest) on April 15, 2020

😁 This is gold!

Daudi (Guest) on April 8, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Jamal (Guest) on March 30, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 20, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 16, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Jamila (Guest) on March 13, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 9, 2020

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Salma (Guest) on March 9, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Kiza (Guest) on March 8, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 27, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Zakaria (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Baridi (Guest) on February 23, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 3, 2020

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 1, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Zainab (Guest) on January 24, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 17, 2020

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 15, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 14, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Abdullah (Guest) on January 10, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Omar (Guest) on January 7, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 31, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Sharifa (Guest) on December 31, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 28, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 27, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄