What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 18, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 17, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Zulekha (Guest) on September 17, 2019

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

George Mallya (Guest) on September 12, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 11, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Binti (Guest) on September 4, 2019

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 4, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Ali (Guest) on September 2, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 2, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 31, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 28, 2019

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 26, 2019

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 25, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 19, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Jaffar (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Fatuma (Guest) on August 17, 2019

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Nahida (Guest) on August 8, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Athumani (Guest) on July 29, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 29, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Azima (Guest) on July 25, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 16, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 16, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 11, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Khamis (Guest) on June 30, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 30, 2019

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Khalifa (Guest) on June 24, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 22, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 18, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Arifa (Guest) on June 15, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Neema (Guest) on June 6, 2019

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Tabu (Guest) on June 4, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 2, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 29, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 27, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Binti (Guest) on May 22, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Amani (Guest) on May 20, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 26, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 17, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 16, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 15, 2019

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 14, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 8, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 6, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Jabir (Guest) on March 28, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

James Kimani (Guest) on March 10, 2019

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 6, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

John Kamande (Guest) on February 24, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 18, 2019

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Zainab (Guest) on February 10, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Tambwe (Guest) on January 24, 2019

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Zulekha (Guest) on January 21, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 21, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 12, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Tabu (Guest) on January 4, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 31, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 30, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Jafari (Guest) on December 24, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 12, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂