What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 23, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 19, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 10, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 30, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 29, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 25, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Neema (Guest) on December 22, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Safiya (Guest) on December 19, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 17, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Farida (Guest) on December 16, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Zainab (Guest) on December 8, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 28, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Nassor (Guest) on November 28, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 26, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 22, 2019

😂 This is a keeper!

Jafari (Guest) on October 12, 2019

😄 What a joke!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 27, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 27, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 22, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 8, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Umi (Guest) on September 3, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Wande (Guest) on August 26, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 22, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Abubakari (Guest) on August 9, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Rubea (Guest) on August 7, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Issack (Guest) on August 7, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 27, 2019

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 3, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 2, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 2, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Athumani (Guest) on June 24, 2019

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 22, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Hawa (Guest) on June 16, 2019

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Bakari (Guest) on June 14, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 11, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 9, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 1, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 18, 2019

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 7, 2019

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 27, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 25, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 23, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 19, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 15, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Halima (Guest) on April 11, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 27, 2019

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 27, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Jabir (Guest) on March 20, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Raha (Guest) on March 14, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Mariam (Guest) on February 26, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Yusra (Guest) on February 21, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 15, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mhina (Guest) on February 4, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 29, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Issa (Guest) on January 28, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Zakia (Guest) on January 23, 2019

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 22, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Kassim (Guest) on January 17, 2019

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 15, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆