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Wilson Ombati
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Feb 17, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
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Maida
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
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Halima
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
π Iβm saving this one!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
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Amani
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
π You got me!
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
π Pure comedy gold!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
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Iβm still chuckling at this!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
