What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 17, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Maida (Guest) on February 12, 2020

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Halima (Guest) on February 7, 2020

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 23, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 19, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

David Chacha (Guest) on January 13, 2020

😂 I’m saving this one!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 13, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 9, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Arifa (Guest) on January 4, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 25, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Amani (Guest) on December 18, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Nassor (Guest) on December 17, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 11, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 8, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 20, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 20, 2019

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Hashim (Guest) on November 19, 2019

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 19, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 14, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Sekela (Guest) on November 14, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Zuhura (Guest) on November 10, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 6, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Hawa (Guest) on October 30, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 28, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Shukuru (Guest) on October 22, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Zakia (Guest) on October 12, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 5, 2019

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mchawi (Guest) on September 16, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

James Kimani (Guest) on September 15, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 15, 2019

😄 You got me!

Baridi (Guest) on September 13, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 2, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mchuma (Guest) on August 27, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 22, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 21, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 16, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2019

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 2, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 29, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 28, 2019

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 26, 2019

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Josephine (Guest) on July 24, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 24, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 22, 2019

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 20, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 16, 2019

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 15, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 15, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 12, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 9, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 8, 2019

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Selemani (Guest) on July 7, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 5, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Nyota (Guest) on July 2, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Jafari (Guest) on June 30, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 29, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

James Kimani (Guest) on June 26, 2019

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Sumaya (Guest) on June 25, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 15, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 11, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺