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Jan 18, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
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Alice Mrema
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Jan 14, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π
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Alice Wanjiru
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Jan 12, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Charles Wafula
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Jan 12, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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Kijakazi
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Jan 7, 2020
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
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Wilson Ombati
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Jan 7, 2020
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
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Umi
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Jan 4, 2020
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
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Khalifa
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Dec 31, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Ali
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Dec 30, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
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David Sokoine
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Dec 12, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
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Sarah Mbise
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Dec 1, 2019
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
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Alex Nyamweya
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Nov 20, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
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Maimuna
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Nov 3, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
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Latifa
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Oct 28, 2019
π Pure comedy gold!
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Michael Mboya
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Oct 25, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
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Masika
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Oct 24, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
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Alice Jebet
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Oct 24, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
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Kenneth Murithi
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Oct 22, 2019
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
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Janet Mbithe
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Oct 18, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
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Mariam Hassan
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Oct 14, 2019
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
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David Sokoine
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Oct 10, 2019
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
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Paul Ndomba
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Oct 5, 2019
π Still cracking up!
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Tabitha Okumu
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Sep 20, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
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Henry Sokoine
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Sep 18, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π
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Mashaka
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Sep 3, 2019
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
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Mjaka
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Aug 31, 2019
π€£ Pure genius!
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Rahim
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Aug 30, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
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Jaffar
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Aug 24, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
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Juma
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
π So funny!
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David Nyerere
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Aug 13, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Jafari
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Aug 12, 2019
π€£ This joke is too good!
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Sekela
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Aug 5, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
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Brian Karanja
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Aug 4, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
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Agnes Sumaye
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Aug 1, 2019
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
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Josephine Nduta
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Jul 31, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
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John Mwangi
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Jul 21, 2019
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
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Nashon
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Jul 18, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Kheri
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Jun 18, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
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Anna Sumari
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Jun 5, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
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Sumaya
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Jun 4, 2019
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
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Violet Mumo
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Jun 3, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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John Lissu
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May 31, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Juma
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May 27, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
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Rukia
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May 21, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
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John Mwangi
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May 19, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 16, 2019
π Iβm saving this one!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 6, 2019
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 1, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Asha
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Apr 23, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
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Mwanaisha
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Apr 17, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
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