What has an eye, but cannot see?

Arifa (Guest) on April 11, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Rehema (Guest) on April 10, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 9, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Halimah (Guest) on April 5, 2020

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 5, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 5, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 3, 2020

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Kassim (Guest) on March 27, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Khalifa (Guest) on March 26, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 20, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

James Mduma (Guest) on March 20, 2020

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mustafa (Guest) on March 16, 2020

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Baraka (Guest) on March 8, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Fadhili (Guest) on March 6, 2020

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 6, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Biashara (Guest) on March 4, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Fadhila (Guest) on March 1, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 20, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Yusuf (Guest) on February 14, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 9, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Rukia (Guest) on February 1, 2020

😄 Nailed it!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 30, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Warda (Guest) on January 28, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 19, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Chum (Guest) on January 16, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Zulekha (Guest) on December 30, 2019

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Juma (Guest) on December 24, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 11, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 8, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 25, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Issa (Guest) on November 14, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 13, 2019

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Mzee (Guest) on November 2, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 31, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 28, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

John Lissu (Guest) on October 19, 2019

🤣 This joke is too good!

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 16, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 14, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 14, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 13, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 8, 2019

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 7, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Husna (Guest) on October 1, 2019

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Omari (Guest) on September 18, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 16, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 2, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Furaha (Guest) on August 27, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Raha (Guest) on August 23, 2019

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

George Tenga (Guest) on August 23, 2019

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 3, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 3, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Abdillah (Guest) on August 1, 2019

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 21, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Jabir (Guest) on July 18, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 14, 2019

😅 I’m still laughing!

Khadija (Guest) on June 26, 2019

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Khalifa (Guest) on June 16, 2019

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Nyota (Guest) on June 13, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 11, 2019

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴