Answer: A needle! ๐งต
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! ๐๐
Arifa (Guest) on April 11, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Rehema (Guest) on April 10, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 9, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
Halimah (Guest) on April 5, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 5, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 5, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 3, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Kassim (Guest) on March 27, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Khalifa (Guest) on March 26, 2020
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 20, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
James Mduma (Guest) on March 20, 2020
๐ Added to my favorites!
Mustafa (Guest) on March 16, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Baraka (Guest) on March 8, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Fadhili (Guest) on March 6, 2020
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 6, 2020
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Biashara (Guest) on March 4, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Fadhila (Guest) on March 1, 2020
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Yusuf (Guest) on February 14, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 9, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Rukia (Guest) on February 1, 2020
๐ Nailed it!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 30, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Warda (Guest) on January 28, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 19, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Chum (Guest) on January 16, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on December 30, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Juma (Guest) on December 24, 2019
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 11, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 8, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 25, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Issa (Guest) on November 14, 2019
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 13, 2019
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Mzee (Guest) on November 2, 2019
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 31, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 28, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on October 19, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 16, 2019
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 14, 2019
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 14, 2019
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 13, 2019
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 8, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 7, 2019
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Husna (Guest) on October 1, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Omari (Guest) on September 18, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 2, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Furaha (Guest) on August 27, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Raha (Guest) on August 23, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on August 23, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Abdillah (Guest) on August 1, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 21, 2019
๐ Perfect joke!
Jabir (Guest) on July 18, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 14, 2019
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Khadija (Guest) on June 26, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Khalifa (Guest) on June 16, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Nyota (Guest) on June 13, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 11, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด