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Amir
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Nov 18, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Hassan
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Nov 15, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Nov 8, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Muslima
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Nov 4, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Lucy Wangui
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Oct 28, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Oct 24, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Peter Mwambui
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Oct 21, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Warda
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Sekela
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Sep 20, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Raphael Okoth
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Sep 15, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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David Sokoine
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Sep 9, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Shamim
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Sep 6, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Janet Mwikali
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Sep 2, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Francis Mtangi
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Aug 18, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Latifa
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Jul 30, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Aziza
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Shani
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Joseph Kawawa
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Jun 12, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Halima
Guest
May 25, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mhina
Guest
May 24, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 21, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 16, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Nassar
Guest
May 8, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 2, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 2, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mjaka
Guest
May 1, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Neema
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Apr 22, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
😆 That punchline!
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
