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Andrew Odhiambo
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Nov 15, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Husna
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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Salma
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Saidi
Guest
May 31, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 29, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Rahma
Guest
May 28, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Jamila
Guest
May 13, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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John Kamande
Guest
May 3, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 3, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
