Polar "Bear"ctica! โ๏ธ๐ป
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! ๐ณ๏ธ๐
Shani (Guest) on October 7, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 4, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 2, 2019
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 20, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 13, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on September 11, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 30, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Baraka (Guest) on August 28, 2019
๐ Saving this one!
Tabu (Guest) on August 25, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 24, 2019
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Fatuma (Guest) on August 11, 2019
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 1, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 27, 2019
๐ That punchline!
Hamida (Guest) on July 25, 2019
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Zainab (Guest) on July 23, 2019
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 20, 2019
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 15, 2019
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 13, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Mzee (Guest) on July 5, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 3, 2019
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 20, 2019
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Habiba (Guest) on June 11, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 9, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 8, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 27, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Khadija (Guest) on May 23, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 20, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 18, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 16, 2019
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Fatuma (Guest) on May 13, 2019
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 24, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 21, 2019
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Jamal (Guest) on April 14, 2019
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Salima (Guest) on April 12, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Makame (Guest) on April 11, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Ahmed (Guest) on April 10, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
James Kimani (Guest) on March 23, 2019
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Rukia (Guest) on March 20, 2019
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 13, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 5, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 4, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Kheri (Guest) on March 3, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 1, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Abdillah (Guest) on February 26, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Latifa (Guest) on February 17, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Masika (Guest) on February 14, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Mzee (Guest) on February 12, 2019
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Abubakari (Guest) on February 11, 2019
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Shani (Guest) on January 25, 2019
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 24, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Hassan (Guest) on January 19, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 17, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 11, 2019
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
John Kamande (Guest) on January 9, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Wande (Guest) on January 7, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 5, 2019
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 29, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 16, 2018
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐