Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

Maulid (Guest) on December 1, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 23, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mjaka (Guest) on November 15, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Issack (Guest) on November 12, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 4, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Fadhili (Guest) on October 29, 2019

😆 That punchline was epic!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 28, 2019

😆 I’m dying over here!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 25, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Warda (Guest) on October 23, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 17, 2019

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Shani (Guest) on October 16, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 12, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Shamim (Guest) on October 8, 2019

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mgeni (Guest) on October 5, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 4, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mchuma (Guest) on October 3, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 30, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Farida (Guest) on September 29, 2019

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Daudi (Guest) on September 25, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

John Kamande (Guest) on September 18, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 17, 2019

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

James Mduma (Guest) on August 31, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 26, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 26, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Jamal (Guest) on August 23, 2019

😅 I needed that laugh!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 30, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 24, 2019

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 21, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 20, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Shani (Guest) on July 11, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 9, 2019

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Fadhila (Guest) on July 4, 2019

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Ali (Guest) on June 29, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Ali (Guest) on June 21, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

John Malisa (Guest) on June 15, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 10, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 8, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 4, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

James Malima (Guest) on May 30, 2019

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 28, 2019

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 21, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 21, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Zulekha (Guest) on May 20, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 12, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 30, 2019

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 27, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 17, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 9, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

John Kamande (Guest) on April 6, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 6, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 1, 2019

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 24, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Tabu (Guest) on March 22, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 17, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 12, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mchawi (Guest) on March 2, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 28, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

John Lissu (Guest) on February 22, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 14, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mzee (Guest) on February 9, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂