What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®?

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 2, 2019

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 30, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 28, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 27, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Salum (Guest) on December 19, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Fadhili (Guest) on December 19, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 9, 2018

😂 So funny!

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 7, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Khatib (Guest) on November 23, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 9, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 6, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 3, 2018

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

John Malisa (Guest) on November 3, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 12, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Amir (Guest) on August 30, 2018

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Maulid (Guest) on August 29, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 27, 2018

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Kiza (Guest) on August 25, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 23, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 21, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 11, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 9, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 31, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 7, 2018

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Habiba (Guest) on June 30, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 27, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Habiba (Guest) on June 22, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 21, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 11, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mariam (Guest) on June 6, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Salma (Guest) on May 25, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 25, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Shani (Guest) on May 23, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 11, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mjaka (Guest) on May 7, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 5, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Mohamed (Guest) on May 5, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 3, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 25, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 16, 2018

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 14, 2018

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Omari (Guest) on April 7, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Muslima (Guest) on March 31, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 27, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 16, 2018

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Amani (Guest) on March 10, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Yusra (Guest) on March 6, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 4, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 3, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 18, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 12, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Abdillah (Guest) on February 5, 2018

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 5, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 4, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 20, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 13, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Abdullah (Guest) on January 10, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 29, 2017

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Rabia (Guest) on December 25, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰