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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Issack
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Rahma
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 31, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Kazija
Guest
May 26, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Chiku
Guest
May 25, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 14, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 11, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 2, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 1, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Amani
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Husna
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Omari
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
