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Alex Nyamweya
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Oct 13, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Amani
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Omar
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Azima
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Issack
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 31, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 28, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 27, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Mhina
Guest
May 2, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Omari
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Salima
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Issa
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mchuma
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
