What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

Amir (Guest) on April 3, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 30, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

John Lissu (Guest) on March 26, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 16, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 14, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 6, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mgeni (Guest) on February 26, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Zulekha (Guest) on February 11, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Tambwe (Guest) on February 11, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Omari (Guest) on January 15, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 14, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Safiya (Guest) on January 10, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mariam (Guest) on January 8, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 5, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Majid (Guest) on December 31, 2018

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Shukuru (Guest) on December 21, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 20, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Zawadi (Guest) on December 14, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 1, 2018

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Zakia (Guest) on November 26, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Maida (Guest) on November 23, 2018

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 17, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 16, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mhina (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Nassor (Guest) on October 26, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 18, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 8, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Wande (Guest) on September 28, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 22, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Rahim (Guest) on September 14, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 31, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 29, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Daudi (Guest) on August 26, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 15, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 9, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Hamida (Guest) on August 2, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 27, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

John Malisa (Guest) on July 22, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Kheri (Guest) on July 4, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 3, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Mzee (Guest) on July 2, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 1, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 13, 2018

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Habiba (Guest) on May 9, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 7, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 29, 2018

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 26, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 23, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 22, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Zuhura (Guest) on April 16, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 16, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Daudi (Guest) on April 2, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 21, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 19, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Hekima (Guest) on March 17, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 15, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Sekela (Guest) on March 12, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 5, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 27, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 25, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳