What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Frank Macha
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Mar 30, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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John Lissu
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Mar 26, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Susan Wangari
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Mar 16, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mwanaidha
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Mar 14, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mary Kidata
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Mar 6, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mgeni
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Feb 26, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Zulekha
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Feb 11, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Tambwe
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Feb 11, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Omari
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Jan 15, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Anna Mahiga
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Jan 14, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Safiya
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Jan 10, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mariam
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Jan 8, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Josephine Nduta
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Jan 5, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Majid
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Dec 31, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Shukuru
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Dec 21, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Alex Nakitare
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Dec 20, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Zawadi
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Dec 14, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Peter Mugendi
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Dec 1, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Zakia
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Nov 26, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Maida
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Nov 23, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mwachumu
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Nov 17, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Elijah Mutua
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Nov 16, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mhina
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Nov 11, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Nassor
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Oct 26, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Monica Lissu
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Oct 18, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Richard Mulwa
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Oct 8, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Wande
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Sep 28, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Christopher Oloo
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Sep 22, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Rahim
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Sep 14, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Josephine Nduta
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Aug 31, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Jane Malecela
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Aug 29, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Daudi
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Aug 26, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Robert Okello
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Aug 15, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Diana Mallya
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Aug 9, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Hamida
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Aug 2, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mwanajuma
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Jul 27, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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John Malisa
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Jul 22, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Kheri
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Jul 4, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Stephen Kangethe
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Jul 3, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Janet Sumaye
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Jun 1, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mariam Hassan
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May 13, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Habiba
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May 9, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Diana Mallya
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May 7, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Charles Mrope
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Apr 29, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Nancy Kawawa
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Apr 26, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Hellen Nduta
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Apr 23, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Ann Wambui
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Apr 22, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Zuhura
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Apr 16, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Apr 16, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Daudi
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Apr 2, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Elizabeth Malima
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Mar 21, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Susan Wangari
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Mar 19, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Hekima
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Mar 17, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Samuel Omondi
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Mar 15, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Sekela
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Mar 12, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Mar 5, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Kevin Maina
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Feb 27, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Mwafirika
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Feb 25, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
