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Stephen Amollo
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Feb 10, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mzee
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Mchawi
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Masika
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Tabu
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 16, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Wande
Guest
May 15, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Zubeida
Guest
May 14, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Omari
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Amani
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Amina
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
