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Safiya
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Feb 17, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Majid
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Maida
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 30, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 30, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 24, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 24, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 2, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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David Kawawa
Guest
May 1, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Salima
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Salum
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
