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Henry Mollel
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Nov 24, 2018
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
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Husna
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Nov 23, 2018
π€£ This joke is too good!
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Grace Mligo
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Nov 21, 2018
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
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Faiza
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Nov 19, 2018
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
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Lydia Mahiga
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Nov 11, 2018
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
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Patrick Kidata
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Oct 23, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
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Ann Awino
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Oct 12, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
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Sarah Mbise
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Oct 9, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Zainab
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Oct 6, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
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Paul Ndomba
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Sep 28, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
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Leila
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Sep 17, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
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Leila
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
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Elijah Mutua
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Sep 13, 2018
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
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Francis Mtangi
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Aug 29, 2018
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
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Grace Mligo
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Aug 20, 2018
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Jul 27, 2018
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
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Mwafirika
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Jul 25, 2018
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
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Nancy Komba
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Jul 11, 2018
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
π This is a keeper!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
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Nancy Komba
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Jun 19, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
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Makame
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Athumani
Guest
May 27, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
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Nora Kidata
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May 20, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π
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Fikiri
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May 20, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
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Anna Malela
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May 17, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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Patrick Akech
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May 12, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
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Halimah
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May 10, 2018
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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Michael Onyango
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May 9, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
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Janet Sumaye
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Apr 28, 2018
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
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Hassan
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Apr 26, 2018
π This is gold!
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Rahim
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Apr 25, 2018
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
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Josephine Nekesa
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Apr 24, 2018
π You got me!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
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Zakia
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Apr 6, 2018
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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David Nyerere
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Apr 2, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
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Jabir
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Mar 28, 2018
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Leila
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
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Joy Wacera
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Mar 16, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Rose Mwinuka
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Feb 19, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Ann Wambui
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Feb 13, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
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Abubakari
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Feb 12, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
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Janet Sumaye
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Feb 7, 2018
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
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Kevin Maina
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Jan 29, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
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Victor Malima
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Jan 28, 2018
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
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Khalifa
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Jan 25, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Daniel Obura
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Jan 22, 2018
π This just made my day!
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Sharifa
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Jan 18, 2018
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ