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Elizabeth Malima
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Aug 9, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Azima
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Nchi
Guest
May 14, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 10, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Fikiri
Guest
May 6, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Binti
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Salima
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Amir
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Amani
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
