Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

Chiku (Guest) on January 17, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 9, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Zulekha (Guest) on December 22, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

John Lissu (Guest) on December 19, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 25, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 25, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 25, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Khatib (Guest) on November 10, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 5, 2018

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Issack (Guest) on November 4, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 30, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 28, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 26, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 21, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 17, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 11, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Sarafina (Guest) on October 7, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 28, 2018

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 23, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 14, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 3, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 26, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Hashim (Guest) on August 21, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 20, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 9, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 1, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 23, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 17, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 14, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 11, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 10, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 23, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Umi (Guest) on June 19, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Bakari (Guest) on June 18, 2018

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 4, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Zakaria (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 11, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Maida (Guest) on May 8, 2018

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Selemani (Guest) on May 7, 2018

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Juma (Guest) on April 28, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Rubea (Guest) on April 20, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 3, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

John Lissu (Guest) on March 27, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 17, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 9, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 8, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 7, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Mashaka (Guest) on February 27, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Nyota (Guest) on February 25, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Salum (Guest) on February 22, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Fadhili (Guest) on February 19, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Safiya (Guest) on February 11, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 7, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Nyota (Guest) on January 29, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Sarafina (Guest) on January 29, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

James Malima (Guest) on January 26, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 25, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 23, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋