Why did the book join the police force?

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 18, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 15, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 13, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Salma (Guest) on October 7, 2018

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Issa (Guest) on September 22, 2018

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Rukia (Guest) on September 18, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 15, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 10, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 19, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 17, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Hawa (Guest) on August 9, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 6, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Salum (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Jamal (Guest) on August 5, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Warda (Guest) on July 29, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Wande (Guest) on July 28, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 24, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Biashara (Guest) on July 23, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 11, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Salima (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mhina (Guest) on July 1, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 21, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 9, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Salum (Guest) on June 4, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 1, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 29, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 26, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 18, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 10, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Wande (Guest) on May 5, 2018

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 1, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 21, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 16, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Juma (Guest) on April 16, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Baridi (Guest) on April 7, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Issa (Guest) on April 4, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 3, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Wande (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Maulid (Guest) on March 20, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 25, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Kheri (Guest) on February 7, 2018

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 4, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on February 3, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 25, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 24, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Halimah (Guest) on January 21, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 11, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 5, 2018

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Latifa (Guest) on December 24, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 23, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 11, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 10, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 29, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Arifa (Guest) on November 25, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Mjaka (Guest) on November 22, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Baraka (Guest) on November 18, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖