Why didn’t the oven go to college?

Chum (Guest) on April 16, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Issa (Guest) on April 13, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mustafa (Guest) on April 12, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 10, 2019

😄 Too good!

James Mduma (Guest) on March 29, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 28, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 26, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Kazija (Guest) on March 17, 2019

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 10, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 6, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 23, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 19, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Nashon (Guest) on February 11, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 25, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Jabir (Guest) on January 24, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 22, 2019

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 22, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 22, 2019

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

James Malima (Guest) on January 21, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

John Lissu (Guest) on January 21, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 15, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Khamis (Guest) on January 15, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 7, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Jaffar (Guest) on January 5, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 16, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mariam (Guest) on November 25, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 22, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Aziza (Guest) on November 17, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Tambwe (Guest) on November 17, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 16, 2018

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on November 12, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 8, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

James Malima (Guest) on November 7, 2018

😂 So funny!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 4, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Abubakari (Guest) on October 24, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 23, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 23, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 3, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 29, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 16, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Zulekha (Guest) on September 10, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on September 9, 2018

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 31, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 27, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 27, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Kahina (Guest) on August 25, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 24, 2018

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Kassim (Guest) on August 19, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Zuhura (Guest) on August 7, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Bakari (Guest) on August 2, 2018

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 22, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 28, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 22, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 21, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Maida (Guest) on June 20, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Hawa (Guest) on June 17, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 31, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯