Why do eggs hate jokes?

Neema (Guest) on January 29, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 29, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Maida (Guest) on January 25, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 3, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 3, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

James Mduma (Guest) on December 29, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mwanais (Guest) on December 23, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Rahim (Guest) on December 18, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 15, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 13, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 7, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 7, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 4, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Maulid (Guest) on December 4, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 30, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 22, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Shamsa (Guest) on November 12, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 6, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 4, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 1, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 22, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 19, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Salima (Guest) on October 16, 2018

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Zubeida (Guest) on October 16, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Maneno (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Rashid (Guest) on October 8, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 1, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Hashim (Guest) on September 26, 2018

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Omari (Guest) on September 25, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Ali (Guest) on September 18, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 15, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 9, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 9, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 3, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Mchuma (Guest) on August 28, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 23, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 16, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 16, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

John Lissu (Guest) on July 31, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Fadhila (Guest) on July 19, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on July 15, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Maimuna (Guest) on July 8, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 19, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 29, 2018

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Makame (Guest) on May 19, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 19, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Issack (Guest) on May 17, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 15, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Makame (Guest) on May 11, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 6, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 6, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 6, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Umi (Guest) on May 1, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 27, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 12, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

James Mduma (Guest) on April 1, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Josephine (Guest) on March 25, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️