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Chum
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Dec 12, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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David Musyoka
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Dec 8, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Mwafirika
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Dec 4, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Nassar
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Dec 3, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Habiba
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Nov 20, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Joyce Aoko
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Nov 10, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Nov 3, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Sarah Achieng
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Oct 28, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Khadija
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Oct 18, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Oct 4, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mwachumu
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Oct 4, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Amina
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Oct 2, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Sep 30, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Victor Mwalimu
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Sep 25, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Chiku
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Sep 22, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mwafirika
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Sep 21, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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John Kamande
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Sep 19, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Stephen Amollo
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Sep 18, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Ann Awino
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Sep 13, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Kiza
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Sep 10, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Agnes Sumaye
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Sep 10, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Majid
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Sep 4, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Ruth Kibona
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Sep 3, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Sep 3, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mariam Hassan
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Aug 20, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Edward Lowassa
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Aug 13, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Zulekha
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Jul 27, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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George Tenga
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Jul 24, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Alex Nakitare
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Jul 23, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Bahati
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Jul 23, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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David Chacha
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Jul 14, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Sultan
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Jun 24, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Binti
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Jun 12, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Ramadhan
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Jun 4, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Abubakari
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May 29, 2018
😄 You got me!
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James Mduma
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May 23, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Josephine
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May 16, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Andrew Mchome
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May 5, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Rabia
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May 4, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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David Ochieng
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May 1, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Charles Mboje
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Apr 30, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Nahida
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Apr 25, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Warda
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Apr 23, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Apr 9, 2018
😂 So funny!
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John Mwangi
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Mar 28, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mazrui
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Mar 27, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Mar 20, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Joy Wacera
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Mar 20, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Hellen Nduta
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Mar 16, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Lydia Wanyama
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Mar 14, 2018
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Victor Kamau
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Mar 12, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Jabir
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Mar 6, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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John Lissu
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Feb 16, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Stephen Mushi
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Feb 12, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Nahida
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Feb 4, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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David Sokoine
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Feb 4, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Feb 3, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Diana Mumbua
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Jan 26, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Francis Njeru
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Jan 21, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Irene Makena
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Jan 13, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
