Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?

Baridi (Guest) on January 16, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 16, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Khamis (Guest) on January 13, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 9, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 6, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 1, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Mzee (Guest) on December 25, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Bakari (Guest) on December 25, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Josephine (Guest) on December 25, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Muslima (Guest) on December 22, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Fadhila (Guest) on December 21, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Selemani (Guest) on December 19, 2018

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Latifa (Guest) on December 10, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Shamsa (Guest) on December 1, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 27, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Chum (Guest) on November 27, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Chiku (Guest) on November 21, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Sultan (Guest) on November 9, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mzee (Guest) on November 8, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 3, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Baridi (Guest) on October 28, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 21, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 17, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Shabani (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 8, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Faiza (Guest) on October 1, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on September 27, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 24, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 24, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Nahida (Guest) on September 23, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Ali (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 10, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 5, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 22, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Kheri (Guest) on August 15, 2018

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Nassar (Guest) on August 13, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 7, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Faiza (Guest) on August 4, 2018

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Salima (Guest) on July 29, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 13, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 5, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 4, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 4, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

David Chacha (Guest) on June 27, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Sultan (Guest) on June 25, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 9, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 2, 2018

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 31, 2018

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 31, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 21, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 20, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Chiku (Guest) on May 18, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 17, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Khadija (Guest) on May 17, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Sofia (Guest) on May 14, 2018

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Yusra (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 9, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Abdillah (Guest) on May 6, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 4, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Kazija (Guest) on April 26, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅