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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Amina
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Halima
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Salum
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Saidi
Guest
May 27, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Issa
Guest
May 23, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 6, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 5, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Abdullah
Guest
May 3, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Salima
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 29, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
