What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 17, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 27, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Maneno (Guest) on January 27, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Yusuf (Guest) on January 16, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Nassar (Guest) on January 2, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 26, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 3, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 16, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 15, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 11, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Yahya (Guest) on November 5, 2017

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Latifa (Guest) on November 3, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 30, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Salma (Guest) on October 28, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 26, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Mjaka (Guest) on October 18, 2017

😂 I’m dying!

Maneno (Guest) on October 15, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Husna (Guest) on October 11, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Jamal (Guest) on October 9, 2017

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Omari (Guest) on October 6, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Ahmed (Guest) on October 4, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 1, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 28, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Nassar (Guest) on September 25, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 20, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 12, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 11, 2017

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 5, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mzee (Guest) on September 1, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Rahim (Guest) on August 29, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Zubeida (Guest) on August 26, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Raha (Guest) on August 20, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 17, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 17, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 2, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

John Malisa (Guest) on July 28, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 24, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 22, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 19, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Abdullah (Guest) on July 14, 2017

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 10, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 2, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Zawadi (Guest) on June 30, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 26, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

George Mallya (Guest) on June 22, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 21, 2017

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Shamim (Guest) on June 13, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 3, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 1, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mgeni (Guest) on May 16, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Wande (Guest) on May 11, 2017

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 18, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 13, 2017

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 7, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 5, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mgeni (Guest) on March 30, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

David Chacha (Guest) on March 26, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 23, 2017

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂