What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 17, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 17, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Raha (Guest) on December 31, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 31, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Majid (Guest) on December 27, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2017

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 26, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Chiku (Guest) on December 22, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 17, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 16, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Amir (Guest) on November 24, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 1, 2017

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Yahya (Guest) on October 17, 2017

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Selemani (Guest) on October 14, 2017

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Sarafina (Guest) on September 30, 2017

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 12, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

George Tenga (Guest) on September 2, 2017

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 31, 2017

🤣 This one got me good!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 27, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 20, 2017

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 16, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 16, 2017

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Kazija (Guest) on August 15, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 1, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 31, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 29, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 15, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 12, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Zakia (Guest) on July 3, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 1, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 24, 2017

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 18, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Rabia (Guest) on June 10, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 1, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Bakari (Guest) on May 30, 2017

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Jaffar (Guest) on May 30, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Tabu (Guest) on May 29, 2017

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mhina (Guest) on May 27, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 22, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 18, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Shani (Guest) on May 18, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 15, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 8, 2017

😄 Too good!

Kassim (Guest) on May 5, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 30, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 27, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Khamis (Guest) on April 26, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 23, 2017

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 26, 2017

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 24, 2017

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Binti (Guest) on March 23, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 13, 2017

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 28, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on February 25, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 22, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Amir (Guest) on February 15, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 9, 2017

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 2, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂