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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Raha
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Majid
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
๐ Nailed it!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Amir
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
๐ Perfect joke!
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
๐ This is pure brilliance!
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Bakari
Guest
May 30, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
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Jaffar
Guest
May 30, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Tabu
Guest
May 29, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Mhina
Guest
May 27, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 22, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 18, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Shani
Guest
May 18, 2017
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Iโm still cracking up!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 15, 2017
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 8, 2017
๐ Too good!
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Kassim
Guest
May 5, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
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Binti
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Binti
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
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Amir
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
