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Amina
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Nov 29, 2017
๐ That punchline was epic!
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Farida
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Nov 10, 2017
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
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Ibrahim
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Nov 7, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
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Joyce Aoko
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Nov 6, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Alex Nyamweya
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Oct 30, 2017
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Peter Otieno
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Oct 22, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
๐ This is a keeper!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
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Amani
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Neema
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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Masika
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
๐ Sharing right away!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Paul Kamau
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May 11, 2017
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Faiza
Guest
May 8, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 3, 2017
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Maida
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
๐ Perfect joke!
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
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Stephen Kikwete
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Feb 20, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
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David Kawawa
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Feb 16, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
๐ Can't stop laughing!
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Omar
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐