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What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Answer: A title wave! ๐๐
Explanation: When you throw a lot of books into the ocean, you get a play on words involving a "title" wave instead of a tidal wave. It's a fun and creative way to combine the idea of books and the ocean, resulting in a humorous pun. The emoji adds to the cheerful and lighthearted tone of the response.
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