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Issack
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Mar 27, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Salima
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 31, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Sofia
Guest
May 28, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 23, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 18, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Khadija
Guest
May 14, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 12, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
