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Grace Wairimu
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Dec 22, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Alex Nakitare
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Dec 19, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Simon Kiprono
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Dec 18, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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George Mallya
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Rahma
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
😁 This is gold!
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Masika
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Chum
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Neema
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Faiza
Guest
May 24, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
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Halima
Guest
May 18, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mohamed
Guest
May 9, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 2, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
