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What was born to succeed?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: A "selfie" was born to succeed! ๐ธ๐คณ
Explanation: A selfie is a photograph that you take of yourself, usually with a smartphone. It's a funny answer because in this digital age, selfies have become extremely popular and successful on social media platforms. People love to capture and share their best moments, making selfies the champions of self-expression and online fame. So, the birth of a selfie is indeed destined for success! ๐๐
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