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Whatโs a rabbitโs favorite kind of music?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
A rabbit's favorite kind of music is "Hip-Hop"! ๐๐ต
Explanation: This plays on the wordplay between a rabbit's "hip" nature, as they hop around, and the music genre "Hip-Hop". It brings a cheerful tone to the question, creating a funny and lighthearted atmosphere. The use of the rabbit emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the joke.
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