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Whatโ€™s a rabbitโ€™s favorite kind of music?

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A rabbit's favorite kind of music is "Hip-Hop"! ๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŽต


Explanation: This plays on the wordplay between a rabbit's "hip" nature, as they hop around, and the music genre "Hip-Hop". It brings a cheerful tone to the question, creating a funny and lighthearted atmosphere. The use of the rabbit emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the joke.

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Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 10, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐Ÿ˜„

Binti (Guest) on December 5, 2017

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m seriously crying over here!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 26, 2017

This joke just made my dayโ€”hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Why donโ€™t vampires like garlic? Itโ€™s a pain in the neck! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง„

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 16, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โšฝ๐Ÿง 

Zakia (Guest) on November 13, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅต

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 6, 2017

You know youโ€™re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰

Fadhila (Guest) on October 29, 2017

Why donโ€™t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 27, 2017

I donโ€™t procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Amina (Guest) on October 22, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Wande (Guest) on October 15, 2017

๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this with everyone!

Ndoto (Guest) on October 13, 2017

๐Ÿ˜ Added to my favorites!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 8, 2017

๐Ÿ˜‚ This is a keeper!

Rehema (Guest) on September 26, 2017

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 22, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Jaffar (Guest) on September 20, 2017

Iโ€™m not bossy, Iโ€™m the boss. Big difference. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 13, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฅ

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 11, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโ€™t add up! โž•๐Ÿคจ

Arifa (Guest) on September 10, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿงญ

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 8, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 7, 2017

I donโ€™t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Amani (Guest) on September 3, 2017

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m bookmarking this for later!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Shamim (Guest) on September 1, 2017

I donโ€™t need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฌ

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐Ÿ†

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 18, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฌ

Sarafina (Guest) on August 18, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 7, 2017

You know youโ€™re an adult when you get excited about things like โ€˜cleaning supplies.โ€™ ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ›’

Jafari (Guest) on July 29, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ”

Mhina (Guest) on July 16, 2017

๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this right now!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 4, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿคฃ

Leila (Guest) on June 13, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘ต

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 10, 2017

Iโ€™m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜‚

Baraka (Guest) on June 3, 2017

๐Ÿ˜† Totally hilarious!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 31, 2017

I'm not lazy; Iโ€™m just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 26, 2017

If at first, you donโ€™t succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโ€™t for you. ๐Ÿช‚โŒ

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 1, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒพ

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 29, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐Ÿ˜†

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 27, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜Œ

Yusuf (Guest) on April 20, 2017

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐Ÿงฆโ›ณ

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 16, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ƒ

Nuru (Guest) on April 15, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“ž

Mchuma (Guest) on April 12, 2017

Iโ€™ve got to remember this one for later! ๐Ÿ˜†

George Mallya (Guest) on April 2, 2017

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšง

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 30, 2017

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐Ÿ•โธ๏ธ

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโ€™re always stuffed! ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

Zubeida (Guest) on March 14, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿงน

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 12, 2017

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ 

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 5, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Amina (Guest) on March 4, 2017

If weโ€™re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ’ก

Sekela (Guest) on March 3, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! ๐Ÿ˜„

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 2, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ก

Ali (Guest) on March 2, 2017

๐Ÿ˜† Rolling on the floor!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 24, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿท

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 21, 2017

Iโ€™m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 15, 2017

I like long walksโ€”especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹

Rabia (Guest) on February 12, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโ€™d be bagels! ๐Ÿฅฏ๐ŸŒŠ

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 6, 2017

I love sarcasm. Itโ€™s like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’ฌ

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 28, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐Ÿ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 27, 2017

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ฌ

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