Where do baby pens spend their day?

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 11, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 24, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 21, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 14, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 12, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 2, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Farida (Guest) on January 31, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 17, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Rukia (Guest) on January 13, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Abubakar (Guest) on January 11, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 6, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Abdillah (Guest) on January 5, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 28, 2017

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 27, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 9, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Zakia (Guest) on November 3, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 30, 2017

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Abubakari (Guest) on October 21, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 18, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 12, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Sharifa (Guest) on October 9, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 2, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 30, 2017

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 8, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 20, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 11, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 4, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Jabir (Guest) on July 29, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 29, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 26, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 19, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 19, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Zulekha (Guest) on May 14, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 12, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Ndoto (Guest) on May 12, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

George Tenga (Guest) on May 12, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Saidi (Guest) on May 11, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

George Tenga (Guest) on May 11, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 19, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 17, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 7, 2017

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Masika (Guest) on March 28, 2017

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

John Kamande (Guest) on March 19, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 5, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Warda (Guest) on February 28, 2017

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 27, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Omari (Guest) on February 14, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Leila (Guest) on February 12, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 10, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

John Lissu (Guest) on February 6, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 30, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Rukia (Guest) on January 27, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 19, 2017

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Majid (Guest) on January 11, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 1, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

John Mushi (Guest) on December 22, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 21, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 17, 2016

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!