Where do books hide when they’re scared?

Sumaya (Guest) on February 15, 2018

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 12, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 12, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Sharifa (Guest) on February 8, 2018

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Biashara (Guest) on February 6, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 23, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 19, 2018

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 18, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Nyota (Guest) on January 17, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

David Chacha (Guest) on January 15, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 12, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Salima (Guest) on December 31, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 26, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mjaka (Guest) on December 12, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Bakari (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 23, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Selemani (Guest) on November 21, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 16, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Nassar (Guest) on November 14, 2017

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Safiya (Guest) on November 13, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Majid (Guest) on November 12, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Athumani (Guest) on October 25, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 24, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 30, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 26, 2017

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 25, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 23, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 18, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 18, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 17, 2017

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 17, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

George Tenga (Guest) on September 14, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 31, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Yusuf (Guest) on August 21, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 20, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 17, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Shabani (Guest) on July 28, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 28, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Ahmed (Guest) on July 24, 2017

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 22, 2017

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Nyota (Guest) on July 16, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 16, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Kheri (Guest) on July 9, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 5, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 2, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Fadhila (Guest) on June 27, 2017

🤣 Sending this now!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 21, 2017

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Amir (Guest) on June 20, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Rashid (Guest) on June 9, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 7, 2017

😄 You got me good!

Hassan (Guest) on June 4, 2017

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Nassar (Guest) on June 4, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 26, 2017

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 16, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Zuhura (Guest) on May 10, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 9, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 1, 2017

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Zakia (Guest) on April 29, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 19, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 8, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖