Polar "Bear"ctica! โ๏ธ๐ป
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! ๐ณ๏ธ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 31, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 21, 2017
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 21, 2017
๐ Totally hilarious!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 28, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 25, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Zawadi (Guest) on November 23, 2017
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Nyota (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Rehema (Guest) on November 10, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 6, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Mustafa (Guest) on November 6, 2017
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 4, 2017
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Jamila (Guest) on October 30, 2017
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 27, 2017
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Jamal (Guest) on October 8, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 7, 2017
๐ You got me!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 23, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 17, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 28, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Tambwe (Guest) on August 22, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 14, 2017
๐ Gotta save this!
Abdillah (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Nchi (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Muslima (Guest) on July 5, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Sumaya (Guest) on June 20, 2017
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Warda (Guest) on June 15, 2017
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Juma (Guest) on June 5, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Makame (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Khamis (Guest) on May 17, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 14, 2017
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 30, 2017
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Saidi (Guest) on April 15, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 13, 2017
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Zubeida (Guest) on April 8, 2017
๐ So funny!
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 6, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Zakia (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 31, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 26, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 21, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Leila (Guest) on March 18, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 17, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 17, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Jamila (Guest) on March 13, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 25, 2017
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 23, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Hawa (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on February 20, 2017
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 14, 2017
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Leila (Guest) on February 9, 2017
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Zakaria (Guest) on February 3, 2017
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!