Short Answer: It's probably a flock of tap-dancing penguins! ๐ง๐ถ
Explanation: When someone asks "Who is knocking?", we can give a funny and imaginative response to bring a cheerful tone. By suggesting that a flock of tap-dancing penguins is responsible for the knocking, we paint a playful picture that brings a smile to the face. The idea of penguins tapping away at the door is silly and unexpected, adding a touch of creativity and humor to the situation. The penguin emoji reinforces the lightheartedness of the response.
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 16, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 15, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 14, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Mohamed (Guest) on December 2, 2017
๐ I needed that!
Shabani (Guest) on November 29, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Hashim (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Issa (Guest) on November 22, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 14, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Mwafirika (Guest) on November 1, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 30, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Nuru (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 11, 2017
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 6, 2017
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 3, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Rubea (Guest) on October 2, 2017
๐ What a joke!
Abdullah (Guest) on October 1, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Nyota (Guest) on September 28, 2017
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Furaha (Guest) on September 26, 2017
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 18, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 15, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 9, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Zuhura (Guest) on August 28, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 24, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 16, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 13, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 10, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Khatib (Guest) on August 1, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Hashim (Guest) on July 28, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 19, 2017
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 19, 2017
๐ Still cracking up!
Jamal (Guest) on July 18, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 18, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 8, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on July 6, 2017
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Hawa (Guest) on July 2, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 24, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Furaha (Guest) on June 15, 2017
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 13, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 5, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 3, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 25, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 20, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 17, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 14, 2017
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 8, 2017
๐ That punchline!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 7, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 30, 2017
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 22, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Rabia (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 17, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 8, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 5, 2017
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Hawa (Guest) on March 12, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ