Why did the chicken go to jail?

Amir (Guest) on October 10, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 5, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 30, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Nashon (Guest) on September 30, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 24, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 23, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

Hawa (Guest) on September 17, 2017

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 14, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mzee (Guest) on September 3, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Zubeida (Guest) on September 3, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 16, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mustafa (Guest) on August 7, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 31, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 26, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 25, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 11, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

James Mduma (Guest) on July 6, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 14, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Husna (Guest) on June 14, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 10, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 2, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 1, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 23, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

James Malima (Guest) on May 22, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 10, 2017

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Biashara (Guest) on April 28, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 24, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mgeni (Guest) on April 24, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 20, 2017

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 16, 2017

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 14, 2017

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 10, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 3, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Maneno (Guest) on March 25, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 19, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Fatuma (Guest) on March 17, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 7, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 6, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 5, 2017

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 9, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 2, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Leila (Guest) on February 1, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 28, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 26, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 20, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 15, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Husna (Guest) on January 11, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 10, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Ndoto (Guest) on January 7, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 28, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Abdillah (Guest) on December 24, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Hashim (Guest) on December 10, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Biashara (Guest) on December 9, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 1, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on November 3, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 31, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Fadhila (Guest) on October 10, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 8, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 7, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Wande (Guest) on October 5, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺