Why is the forest so noisy?

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 20, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 16, 2018

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 14, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Daudi (Guest) on January 8, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Shani (Guest) on January 5, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Omar (Guest) on January 2, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 30, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 27, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mchuma (Guest) on December 21, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 17, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 14, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Mohamed (Guest) on December 8, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Sultan (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Latifa (Guest) on November 30, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

John Malisa (Guest) on November 30, 2017

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 27, 2017

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Kiza (Guest) on November 27, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Arifa (Guest) on November 21, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

James Malima (Guest) on November 18, 2017

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Khadija (Guest) on November 16, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 16, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 13, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 30, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Asha (Guest) on October 23, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Habiba (Guest) on October 19, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 13, 2017

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

John Malisa (Guest) on October 3, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Abubakari (Guest) on September 28, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 25, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Hawa (Guest) on September 24, 2017

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Yahya (Guest) on September 18, 2017

🤣 This one got me good!

Maimuna (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 31, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 12, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 3, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 2, 2017

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 17, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Maimuna (Guest) on May 31, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Abdillah (Guest) on May 24, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Saidi (Guest) on May 9, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 7, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 1, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 25, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 19, 2017

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Abdullah (Guest) on April 19, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 17, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mustafa (Guest) on April 11, 2017

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 3, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 28, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 27, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 19, 2017

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mhina (Guest) on March 15, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 4, 2017

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Baraka (Guest) on March 2, 2017

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 23, 2017

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 21, 2017

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mjaka (Guest) on February 21, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿