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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Issack
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Robert Okello
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 1, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Raha
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Zakaria
Guest
May 31, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 25, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Halimah
Guest
May 17, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Saidi
Guest
May 15, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 3, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Omari
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
