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Anna Mahiga
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Feb 8, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Shani
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Hassan
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Asha
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 20, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 8, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Faiza
Guest
May 2, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Binti
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
